Cursewords and Crayons

Episode 205: Paige Birgfeld: girl, what happened?

She was a single mom, a savvy businesswoman, and a badass multitasker—until she vanished without a trace.
Welcome back to Cursewords and Crayons, the podcast where true crime gets tangled up in parenting woes, sass overload, and an unhealthy appreciation for iced coffee and justice. Today, we’re telling the heartbreaking and infuriating story of Paige Birgfeld—a woman who wore more hats than we’ve had mental breakdowns this week.
This case is a whirlwind of double lives, mysterious phone calls, creepy exes, and a justice system that moved about as fast as a toddler putting on their own shoes. Paige wasn’t just a mom of three hustling to support her family—she was also living a life that many didn’t know about, and it may have cost her everything.
From her sudden disappearance in 2007 to the long, painful wait for answers, we’re diving into how this case unfolded, what the investigation turned up (or didn’t), and how her killer almost slipped away entirely.
This one is part cautionary tale, part gut-punch, and all around rage-inducing. But you know we’re bringing the receipts, the snark, and a few detours into ADHD ramblings—because grieving and giggling can coexist, okay?
So grab your drink of choice (we're partial to anything with caffeine or loaded with THC), double check your “Find My Friends” settings, and get ready for another episode that’ll make you side-eye the whole damn world.
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Episode 204: John the Skeeze

Oh look, another man in a position of power being absolute human garbage.
Welcome back to Cursewords and Crayons, where we serve true crime with a side of sass—and today, we’re coming for John Schneeberger and his shady, syringe-filled secrets.
We’ve got another deliciously twisted tale for you this week—and trust us, this one is gonna mess with your trust issues. It’s time for a fresh episode of Cursewords and Crayons, the podcast where true crime meets chaotic commentary, parenting tangents, and occasional side-eyes at the medical profession.
Today, we’re digging into the jaw-dropping story of Dr. John Schneeberger—a respected physician, a family man… and a total freaking fraud. From a suspicious sexual assault investigation to one of the wildest DNA deception plots ever, this case has it all: medical malpractice, sneaky science, and a victim who refused to be silenced.
You’ll be left wondering how someone can literally inject themselves with lies and still get away with it for years. Spoiler: the answer is both infuriating and fascinating.
So grab your favorite beverage (we won’t judge what’s in it), lock up your lab coats, and brace yourself for a case that will have you screaming at your speaker like it’s 2001.
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Episode 203: The Circleville Writer

Welcome back, you beautiful, nosy weirdos!
Another week, another chance to dive headfirst into a mystery so wild it makes your inbox look tame. That’s right—it’s time for a brand new episode of Cursewords and Crayons, the podcast where we mash together True Crime, unsolicited opinions, and the occasional side rant about parenting and public restrooms.
This week, we’re donning our metaphorical trench coats and cracking open one of the most bizarre anonymous letter-writing sagas in American history: The Circleville Writer. Poison pens, death threats, a suspicious school bus crash, AND a booby-trapped signpost? We’re talking about a true crime story that’s part mystery, part conspiracy theory, and 100% what-the-actual-hell.
Buckle in as we follow the trail of paper cuts and paranoia through small-town Ohio. As always, we’ve got opinions, we’ve got theories, and Zee is once again yelling into the abyss hoping the abyss finally decides to text back.
So pour yourself something cozy (or spiked), hide the pens, and let’s get into it. Just maybe don’t start reading your mail too closely after this one…
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Episode 202: Forest of Horrors

Welcome back, fellow chaos goblins!
It’s another beautiful day to spiral into a true crime rabbit hole, medicate accordingly, and pray we never have to buy hospital-grade rubber socks. That’s right—it's time for a fresh episode of Cursewords and Crayons, A podcast where we talk about True Crime (and sometimes parenting), reminding everyone that it's what is on the inside that counts and sometimes the inside is just as rotten as the outside. 
This week, we’re creeping into the Forest of Horrors—a place where truth is stranger than fiction and the trees may or may not be hiding something sinister. Whether it’s urban legend, cold case, or straight-up nightmare fuel, this episode is full of creepy twists, speculation, and Zee squinting into the void for answers
So grab your blanket, your favorite beverage, and maybe don’t listen while camping. You’ve been warned.
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